I used to work in Cymrija
In an old deparment store
I used to work in Cymrija
I don't work there no more...
A lady came in for some Crap Latino music,
Some Crap Latino music from the store
Gloria she wanted, Esteban she got
I don't work there no more
I used to work...
A lady came in for some Small Underwear,
Some Small Underwear from the store
A Thong she wanted, Cthon she got
I don't work there no more
A lady came in for a Lesbian,
A Lesbian from the store
Women she wanted, Drinin she got
I don't work there no more
I used to work...
A lady came in for a Buffalo,
A Buffalo from the store
Bison she wanted, Azik she got
I don't work there no more
I used to work...
A lady came in for some Egg Flan,
Some Egg Flan from the store
Quiche she wanted, Rhys she got
I don't work there no more
I used to work...
A lady came in for a Squirter,
A Squirter from the store
A gusher she wanted, Dr Usher she got
I don't work there no more
I used to work...
A lady came in for Mathematician,
A Mathematician from the store
A Brain she wanted, Owain she got
I don't work there no more
I used to work...
A lady came in for Strapping Lad,
A Strapping Lad from the store
A male she wanted, Israel she got
I don't work there no more
I used to work...
A lady came in for a Hero,
A Hero from the store
Well 'ard she wanted, Lennard she got
I don't work there no more
I used to work...
A lady came in for Plaything,
A Plaything from the store
A toy she wanted, Troy she got
I don't work there no more
I used to work...
A lady came in for some Viagra,
Some Viagra from the store
A Hardon she wanted, Branden she got
I don't work there no more
I used to work...
A lady came in for a King,
A King from the store
A Fella she wanted, Issabella she got
I don't work there no more
I used to work...
A lady came in for an Arcane Manipulator,
An Arcane Manipulator from the store
A Mage Boss she wanted, Kalistos she got
I don't work there no more
I used to work...
A lady came in for a Vaginal Bung,
A Vaginal Bung from the store
Tampax she wanted, Dax she got
I don't work there no more
I used to work...
A lady came in for an Indian Spinach Dish,
An Indian Spinach Dish from the store
Saag she wanted, Haag she got
I don't work there no more
I used to work...
A lady came in for a Singer,
A Singer from the store
Adam Ant she wanted, Bradamant she got
I don't work there no more
I used to work...
A lady came in for some Melancholy,
Some Melancholy from the store
Sullen she wanted, Cullen she got
I don't work there no more
I used to work...
A lady came in for Religion
Religion from the store
Faith she wanted, Chaffed she got
I don't work there no more
I used to work...
A lady came in for an al Q'ida plot,
An al Q'ida plot from the store
Twin Towers she wanted, Tawe she got
I don't work there no more
I used to work...
A lady came in for some Paper
Some Paper from the store
Paper she wanted, a ream she got
I don't work there no more
I used to work...
A lady came in for some Jewelry
Some Jewelry from the store
Jewelry she wanted, a pearl necklace she got
I don't work there no more
I used to work...
A lady came in for a Cigarette,
A Cigarette from the store
Tobacco she wanted, Deep Shag she got
I don't work there no more
I used to work...
A lady came in for a Carpet
A Carpet from the store
Carpet she wanted, shag she got
I don't work there no more
I used to work...
A lady came in for a Nail
A Nail from the store
Nails she wanted, screwed she got
I don't work there no more
I used to work...
A lady came in for a Fishing rod
A Fishing rod from the store
A Fishing rod she wanted, my pole she got
I don't work there no more
I used to work...
A lady came in for some Meat
Some Meat from the store
Bacon she wanted, sausage she got
I don't work there no more
I used to work...
A lady came in for some Beef
Some Beef from the store
Beef she wanted, pork she got
I don't work there no more
I used to work...
A lady came in for a Helicopter
A Helicopter from the store
A Helicopter she wanted, my chopper she got
I don't work there no more
I used to work...
A lady came in for a Camel
A Camel from the store
A Camel she wanted, hump she got
I don't work there no more
I used to work...
A lady came in for a Translator
A Translator from the store
A Translator she wanted, cunning linguist she got
I don't work there no more
I used to work...
A lady came in for a KitKat,
A KitKat from the store
Four fingers she wanted, a fist she got
I don't work there no more
I used to work...
A lady came in for Pencil Newton-Raphson
Pencil Newton-Raphson from the store
Pencil Newton-Raphson she wanted, pen iteration she got
I don't work there no more
I used to work...
A lady came in for a Ruler
A Ruler from the store
A Ruler she wanted, 12 inches she got
I don't work there no more
I used to work...
A lady came in for some Coffee
Some Coffee from the store
Coffee she wanted, my cream she got
I don't work there no more
I used to work...
A lady came in for some Stamps
Some Stamps from the store
Stamps she wanted, licked she got
I don't work there no more
I used to work...
A lady came in for some Lemonade
Some Lemondae from the store
Lemonade she wanted, 7up she got
I don't work there no more
I used to work...
A lady came in for a Big Mac
A Big Mac from the store
A Big Mac she wanted, a whopper she got
I don't work there no more
I used to work...
A lady came in for some Turkey
Some Turkey from the store
Turkey she wanted, stuffing she got
I don't work there no more
I used to work...
A lady came in for a Whale
A Whale from the store
A Whale she wanted, free willy she got
I don't work there no more
I used to work...
A lady came in for a Corridor
A Corridor from the store
A Corridor she wanted, back passage she got
I don't work there no more
I used to work...
A lady came in for some Oriental optical equipment
Some Oriental optical equipment from the store
Oriental optical equipment she wanted, japseye she got
I don't work there no more
I used to work...
A lady came in for handle
A Handle from the store
A Handle she wanted, a knob she got
I don't work there no more
I used to work...
A lady came in for a Backdoor
A Backdoor from the store
A Backdoor she wanted, rear entry she got
I don't work there no more
I used to work...
A lady came in for a Hardhat
A Hardhat from the store
A Hardhat she wanted, a helmet she got
I don't work there no more
I used to work...
A lady came in for an Arsenal goalkeeper
An Arsenal goalkeeper from the store
An Arsenal goalkeeper she wanted, semen she got
I don't work there no more
I used to work...
A lady came in for a Lobster
A Lobster from the store
A Lobster she wanted, crabs she got
I don't work there no more
I used to work...
A lady came in for a German Coal Extraction Unit
A German Coal Extraction Unit from the store
German Coal Extraction Unit she wanted, mein shaft she got
I don't work there no more
I used to work...
A lady came in for some Boating Equipment,
Some Boating Equipment from the store
Rollocks she wanted, bollocks she got
I don't work there no more
I used to work...
A lady came in for a Bell
A Bell from the store
A Bell she wanted, my dong she got
I don't work there no more
I used to work...
A lady came in for a Wig,
A Wig from the store
Hairpiece she wanted, herpes she got
I don't work there no more
I used to work...
A lady came in for some Tight Underwear,
Some Tight Underwear from the store
Tight Underwear she wanted, Camel Toe she got
I don't work there no more
I used to work...
A lady came in for some Cheese,
Some Cheese from the store
Stilton she wanted, Blue Vein she got
I don't work there no more
I used to work...
