Da Ladz

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Kumman was discovered in a cardboard box outside Mrs Grimley's the Greengrocers. He passed into the care of a childless but loving family in the village, life went along sweatly for the first three years of his life. However, the village was then attacked by a passing group of marauding nasty blokes who spent the afternoon killing everyone that they could find. Some of the first people within the village to be killed were my new foster parents. This pissed him off no end. He had already lost one set of parents and didn't want to be labeled careless or anything. So in a fit of rage the three year old nutter, picked up the biggest weapon he could carry (Breadknife) and saught revenge apon the attackers. By early evening there was the impressive sight of a three year old boy standing upon a pile of dead bad guys. Reinforcements for the bad guys turned up to see this and formed a shield wall, preparing to attack. He turned to see this and was heard to shout "Kumman Avago". They did. They died... He was soon sought out by the Quiche Commandoes.

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Willing to spend hours and hours plotting and planning the demise of his enemies, until such a point (a few seconds after starting) where he gets bored and just decides inflict pain is as violent and bloodthirsty manner as the nearest sharp object will allow.

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Egen was born (and then orphaned within 30 seconds when the local doctor realised his mum was poor and couldn't pay his bill...even in kind) in a small town in North Erin where he was then taken in by a local innkeeper. This is where he learned many of his drinking games and where he developed his alcoholic tendencies.

The innkeeper then kicked him out at the age of nine after an incident with his wife involving a large bottle of Whiskey, a crate of beer, a pair of stirrups and a very large weapon!! (pretty unreasonable really) Egen then walked the land from one town to the other without really recalling where he had been or what he had done but always safe in the knowledge he went to sleep with a smile on his face.

With the grace of the Gods, a Huge ship and a strong tail wind (that'd be the curry then) he eventually arrived in Cymjria. There after many fights, constant drinking and more drinking he met up with the Quiche who took him under their wing, clothed him in a damned fine kilt, and taught him to fight at every opportunity.

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Egen is the newest addition to the Commandoes, he is quick to heed the call of the Quiche and Dragons when in battle, and also the general high pitched "Fight Fight Fight" chants that can be heard at a girly scuffle (This is the Unicorns cry - he thinks, not worth fighting with, but very funny to watch). He has a tendency to wade into battle whenever called upon by the boss and for whatever reason, no questions. He is Unit Bard and menstrual, crap singer but really good at the menstrual bit!!! Bosh, Job Done!!!

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Vital Statistics: 36-29-36, 6' tall, approx 36" inside leg
Born: Exactly location unknown but likely to be Powys, rather close to the Quiche Academy
Father: Assumed to be a past student at the Quiche Academy, identity unknown
Mother: Local Strumpet (that's a description, not a name)
Education: Raised and taught at the Quiche Academy after being found on the doorstep as a small baby. She was found to have a natural aptitude for 'under-cover' work by her instructors so was sent to a local Mage for instruction. After a few years the old Mage passed away and she returned to the Academy where she was sent out into the world to join other Quiche Commandoes.

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Easy going...or at least, easy.

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Kurt, as most Quiche, was an orphan from a very young age. He did not know his parents, by choice strangely enough. He grew up moving from one Teutonian town to the next, sticking around as long as the public order laws would allow, though he soon became a persistant young offender.

In an attempt to kerb this his young adult days were spent attempting to uphold the law, though unfortunately his lack of ability to comply with the various human rights laws soon sent him on his way again.

He sought out what truly called him, and in his travels he found Quiche.

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Kurt is perhaps the calmest and most agreeable Quiche. He has an above quiche average ability to keep his cool in battle. His speed and fitness combine with this to sustain his position within the quiche as Search and Rescue.

Often the longest standing commando he will be seen happily causing merry hell deep within enemy lines, dragging injured colleagues to freedom and squashing people at the same time. His role? Causing as much carnage as possible without losing a single member of his unit to enemy hands. So far a 100% score.

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No one knows where Ivor came from, he promptly killed everyone connected with his birth, childhood and their friends, their friends families, their families' pets and their friend's families' tennis partners. And Mrs Braithwaite. May-she-rest-in-peace.

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By far the most violent member of the Quiche Commandoes. Ivor has no tactical clue when it comes to judging his enemy, if it stands in his way, he'll try and fight it (even if it is a Unicorn Army of 400 people). Should be leashed.

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Was a sailor. Now isn't. Due to piles and the worse case of sea sickness you're ever likely to see. They were cleaning out the ship for a month!

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Ever since Bob was told that all the nice boys and girls love a sailor, he took to dressing up as one. Pure, eggy Quiche at heart, Bob enjoys nothing more than flirting with fear and tweaking the nose of the dreadful spindly killer fish.

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Physically unable to write his own history due to alcoholic detriment of most of his brain cells, Mobi likes nothing more than cleaning his teeth in the morning with vodka, white spirit and that blue stuff that we haven't found a name for.

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Founding member of the Alcoholics Anonymous Quiche Branch. As a result of this he's not telling anyone who he is. Fortunate, really as he needs help remembering who he is after 9am. Another fearless Quiche member, Mobi likes nothing more than leaving his testicles roasting nicely by the fire. He's that hard. Also does a nice sideline in winding up the higher powers of the Dragon faction and wearing mini-skirts.

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Cerryl is of the Siluri Tribe from Caerinion. Head of Queen Cerrowen's personal bodyguard, Cerryl has already proven himself in battle whilst defending his Queen's life on multiple occasions - even when she was unaware she needed dragging out of harms way. Cerryl's first duty will always be to his Tribe. Cerrowen's word is law and it seems as if Cerryl would even jump on his sword if Cerrowen ever asked him to. Never ask him to put Quiche above Siluri because it won't happen. The Quiche and Siluri may actually get to fight together - you never know. Because of his position within Cerrowen personal guard and his ferocious, almost beserk at times, fighting technique, Cerryl has become highly respected within the four main tribes.

Cerryl was actually asked to join the Quiche when the Quiche watched him fighting. They were impressed by the big two handed sword which he actually rarely uses. Rhys and Cerryl have fast become friends, probably due to Cerryl's ability to take a good beating from Rhys whilst under house arrest for fighting against the Dragons in the Dragonspine Mountains. It also helps that Rhys is about to marry into one of the Siluri's closest allies the Bly ddu (pronounced Bly thee). It is even rumoured that they have become blood brothers. On Rhys' stag night, Cerryl has been given the task of getting Rhys completely legless.

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Cerryl is the unit 'Whore'. He always seems to have a woman on his knee or on his arm. He will also perform various acts with willing women when asked by any member of the Dragons. This has gotten him into trouble on many an occasion and after one such event it seems as if he was walking around in a daze shortly afterwards. Several fellow Dragons fell under his sword and mace before he was subdued and finally relieved of this malady. Generally answers to any name that the unit feel like calling him at the time.

Cerryl always has a smile on his face, probably due to his previous conquest, and has gladly taken several Quiche under his wing to see if he can 'train' womanising into them. He knows its an impossible task, but at least it will keep the unit happy.