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A
Ah, go on. For use in conjunction with Ya Will.
Ah, eye see. In Command. Sarcasm aimed at those who think they are in charge. See Oh, eye see
Angry Dragon. 1) Something so very very wrong (Baby John). 2) Maclan after hearing about the Angry Maclan-ometer
Artifact Strikedown!. A tasty damage call....oh yes
Ave!. Just sayin' hello. No Imperial Conditioning here. Are you in the empire?
B
Because You're Gorgeous... Normally sung to totty or for the purpose of the application of sarcasm.
Bees. Usually covered in them.
Binty. Female. Woman. Girl. Bird.
Bison.
Blatantly. For when it clearly is.
Bosh. 1. Said to finish off a job, task or saying. 2. Used in describing fights - "Flying 'edbutt outta nowhere - Bosh". Often followed with Job Done.
Bloody Marvellous. Said at times when a Welsh accent starts to slip. 100% likelihood of returning into Taffyness.
Boodwah. Where the Quiche Commandoes return to after a long, hard day of twatting people.
Bottom Management. Being able to go for four or five days without having a poo. See Half Stone Poo.
Bovered. Translation: Bothered. Couldn't give a monkey's. This is my bovered face.
Brilliant. Not Rubbish at all. See spafftastic. Antonym: Rubbish.
Buw. The sound of the space time continuum flexing back after rejecting your unnecessary chat. Antonym: wub.
C
Chainmail. 1. Unfeasibly heavy armour made from chain links. Known to chaffe nipples. Only worn by idiots. 2. Shouted response to 'thru' damage.
Choppy Choppy Any kind of sharp implement, sword, axe, meat cleaver or brick.
Coinage. 1. Money or 2. creation of phrases left right and centre.
Chuffty Badge. Big round badge when you get when you've done something right.
Chucklehead. One who laughs lots. Mostly unnecessarily.
Chat. Usually unnecessary.
Chathead. One who spouts spurious and unnecessary chat.
Cymrjia, Fuck Yeah!. Usually gets you twatted by the big boss (Angry Maclan).
Cymrjia, By golly gosh, yes!. Doesn't get you twatted by the big boss (Angry Maclan).
D
Debagged and Meloned. 1. A form of punishment where a villain is stripped of clothing and a Melon (canteloupe is our chosen variety) is firmly thrust into the bottom. 2. A form of erotic pleasure where the person is stripped of clothing and....
Done. Second half of Job Done.
Dragons. A nation that we are part of. There to provide us with the direction to charge in.
Deep Joy. Slightly less joyful than slappy flap joy.
Daddy Likes Aunty Susie, Dun't He. Perving.
Diplomated. Verb: one who has been abused by the Quiche.
E
Enchanted Melon. When Rhys Debags and Melons someone, he does Enchanted melon damage.
Eomear. Ex Dragon Lord High General, he's a traitor.
Eye-nitiative. Using the unit brain ona stick to initiate stuff.
F
Fit from behind. New OSP for notty.
Fit from all angles. New OSP for totty.
Fucknuckle. Twat. Cretin. Wanka. Tosser. Pleb.
Fuckon Twertonite. See Fucknuckle.
G
Gate Guard. The job where you sit or stand in front of the Gate yelling abuse at anything in the vain hope that a fight starts.
Greaves. Lumps of metal nailed to yer shins to stop them from hurting when you charge headlong into a shield wall.
Gathering. Where all the nations get together for fight and to get unmanagably drunk.
Griffonite. Language spoken by Griffonites.
... and there it was, gone!. How not to split those infinitives.
H
Half Stone Poo A very big poo indeed, in fact so big, that you feel half a stone lighter. See Bottom Management
Having a Giraffe. 1. Giving Birth to a Giraffe. 2. Shagging a Giraffe. 3. Having a bit of a laugh.
Hearing. Used to blatantly misinterpret commands and names. Context: "that's what I heard".
I
ICKY What you get if you Quicheify In Character. IC = ICKY.
Imperial conditioning. None here. No no.
Inept Fucknuckle who cannot achieve anything.
It's August! Shouted at some bloke wot was wearing a pumpkin on his head.
It's Friday! Shouted at people in OOC clothing on in character days.
It's Thursday! Shouted at people in costume on a Thursday (out of character day).
J
Job Done. Said when a task is finished. Normally preceded by Bosh.
Justice. A situation that is righteous and fortuitous.
K
Kilt. Advanced Cymrijan air-conditioning system. Also useful for
ritual display of buttocks/bollocks in front of a respected enemy.
L
Lick my balls. An 8 minute programme. Your tongue, my balls.
M
Monkey Love. Drinin, what colour is your monkey love?
Monster Monster Monster Normally said when either fighting (or more likely) being a Monster.
Muppet. 1. A fool. 2. M'ioldmann for dying.
N
Ne'ermind, eh? Said when something does not go well for anybody. Also said to finish off sentances.
Numbty. See inept, fucknuckle
Numby Fucknuckle. Hanger on who won't go away and gave his girlfriend a black eye by wanging her in the eye with his knob.
Notty. Rough birds. Antonym: totty
O
OOKY What you get if you Quicheify OOC (Out of Character). OOC = OOKY.
OIKY Both in and out of character. ICKY + OOKY = OIKY.
Oh, eye see. In Command. Sarcasm aimed at those who think they are in charge. See Ah, eye see
P
Personal Safety. The Quiche Commandoes have no concept of this. Sorry.
Pho-net-ic-ally. The process of enunciating syllables in words, clearly so the foreigners can understand you.
Pho-net-icate. The process of enunciating syllables in words, clearly so the foreigners can understand you.
Q
Quiche. An open pastry case filled with a mixture of eggs, cream and other savoury things that is baked and eaten hot or cold.
Quiche Commando. A member of the Quiche Commandoes, a small group of heavy skirmishers who have absolutely no respect for their own personal safety. Often used to used to attack impossibly defended areas.
Quichified. What we do to your wub worthy character names.
R
Roleplaying Experience. Usually ruined. Use: "You're ruining my roleplaying experience" (source: The Dwarves of Borthowa).
Rubbish. Crap. Bollox. Really wanky. Antonymn: Brilliant. i.e. That's not brilliant at all.
Ruckuss. Fight.
S
Saw-It-Aaaat. 'Sort it out', said once something needs fixing / rogering / killing or snogging.
'scuse I. Excuse me, or 'Sod Off, You're in my way, you Bastard!'
Share the love. For when we are sharing a communal stella.
Skirmish. A small fight that is normally short and unplanned which happens away from the main battle of the war.
Slag. 1. Someone who snogs or tarts it up with lots of people. 2. A term of affection. 3. Offensive.
Slaggin' It When someone is being a Slag for long periods of time, they are known to be 'Slaggin It'.
Slot 'Em Said when someone has too few many slots in their body and a new one needs opening by axe or sword.
Spaff Verb: to ejaculate. Conjugate that one... I spaff, you spaff, he/she spaffed, we spuffed...
Spafftastic Something really good. So much so that you'd spaff over it.
Spoo A nasty evil gobbo mixed concoction - usually brightly coloured and distilled from pretty much anything lying around. Good for most occasions.
Spoon. Secret codeword for Charge. Cunning that.
Strategic Location. The bar. See Tictacs.
Swordage A group name for things that get one in the mood for fighting.
Slappy Flap Joy. Better even than deep joy.
Sanga. 1. Sausage. 2. Sandwich. So what does that make a sausage sandwich?
Smash Your Pasty. Shagging.
T
Tictacs. Like tactics, but wrong. It's what the Quiche do.
Tictacticus. The Quiche name for the ex-Talon Commander 'Tacticus', who is only one calorie and makes your breath smell minty fresh. Mmmm.
To Me... To You. Drinking game invented by the gobbos where drink is passed backwards and forwards. See Spoo
Tree Bling. Shiny leaf head attire.
Tawe Very Irregulars. Impromptu talon (well, more of a dew claw).
Thunk. Past, present, future and plu-perfect tense of the verb to think. Context: Thunk that one through
Teabagging. Not nice.
Totty. Top birds. Must also be fit. Antonym: notty
The Boy. Description of that which is the business. Context: I reckon that's blatantly the boy.
U
Unit Brain ona Stick. Used for thunking things through.
V
Vambraces. Bracelets of metal glued to your arms for fashion purposes, oh yeah and to stop them from hurting if someone twats you with something.
Vincent Banner. The name of the old Quiche Banner - named after the late Vincent Hanner.
Viperite. Language spoken by the Vipers.
W
Warmaster. See Kuman. Aka Warm Hamster, Tepid Rodent, Lukewarm Vole
We're Not Worthy! Shouted in unison to either 1. Show our self proclaimed unworthiness or 2. Engage in extreme sarcasm.
Whopper Chopper A very large, sharp implement, such as a big sword.
Wub. The sound of the space time continuum rejecting your unnecessary chat. Antonym: buw.
Wub Worthy. One who so deserves to be wubbed.
Wanka. See fucknuckle. Also the main element of a song.
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Y
Ya will Ya will. For use in conjunction with Ah Go On.
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