People in the Dragons
In no particular order.
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Garf
AKA: Prawn Boy |
| Rank: Erin Big Boss King blokey |
| Status: Kicking |
Our Opinion:
There's only 3 things that smell of fish, and one of them is Garf - does he sleep on a bed of lettuce, does he own a thousand islands - does he go well with avocado (ave cado), King Garf, the epitomy of bland starters. |
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Owain
AKA: Da Big Boss |
| Rank: Big Boss |
| Status: Kicking |
Our Opinion:
He should be the boss 'cos he kicks Empire ass. |
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Tiernan
AKA: Shouty Short-arse |
| Rank: Little Boss |
| Status: Kicking |
Our Opinion:
Get's people organised. Always gets annoyed when we ask him, 'why do cats have six nipples?' Can't think why... |
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Kallistos
AKA: Barry Trotter/Bazza |
| Rank: Magicky Wizardy Head Bloke |
| Status: MIA |
Our Opinion:
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Dax
AKA: Do ya like Dax? |
| Rank: Armourer's Guildy Chap |
| Status: Kicking |
Our Opinion:
He's the man for training. |
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Drinnin
AKA: Drizzt |
| Rank: |
| Status: Kicking |
Our Opinion:
He's yer man (err elf) for spending your cash for you. If you're lucky, you might get what you wanted. |
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Osman
AKA: Osman |
| Rank: Rock 'ard |
| Status: Kicking |
Our Opinion:
Probably the better looking of the Troll Battalion (although that's not saying much). He's yer man (err, troll) to get things done. Very good at shouting. And blocking doorways. And twatting people with a spade. Often has a slightly thoughtful expression on his face, although there's probably just something of last nights dinner stuck in his teeth. |
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Raziel
AKA: Raz |
| Rank: Yes, he is |
| Status: Kicking |
Our Opinion:
Our favourite Werekin. Armed to the teeth...including his teeth. Very dangerous when annoyed.
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Troy
AKA: Troy |
| Rank: Also Rock 'ard |
| Status: Kicking |
Our Opinion:
Give him a shiny, and he'll do pretty much anything....Has a tendency to mash things with an anvil. Usually if they don't give him a shiny. |
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Queen Isabella
AKA: Queenie |
| Rank: Ah, eye see - uber head honcho |
| Status: Kicking |
Our Opinion:
Quite definately totty. Although perhaps not so good at
leading and generally being in charge. Ah well, you can't have everything... |
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Queen Cerrowen
AKA: Queenie |
| Rank: Oh, eye see - uber head honcho of the Siluri |
| Status: Kicking |
Our Opinion:
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Lady Faith
AKA: Faith |
| Rank: Paladin? |
| Status: Kicking |
Our Opinion:
Top bird who drinks with us occasionally. |
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Tawe
AKA: Tawe you taffy git |
| Rank: Dragon Dew Claw Commander |
| Status: Soon to be dead, oh yes.... |
Our Opinion:
Ugly. Bald. Welsh. Should be one of us.
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Tieslla
AKA: Rhys's Binty |
| Rank: Healer healer healer |
| Status: Kicking |
Our Opinion:
Healer healer healer |
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Yolo
AKA: We love you Yoyo, we do...etc |
| Rank: Shaman, 'cos he can move move move any mountain. |
| Status: Kicking and screaming and general frothing at the gills |
Our Opinion:
Wants (nay needs) to be wearing a kilt and loads of really heavy chain.... whilst wielding a huge poleaxe... and shouting at people...
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Hurg
AKA: Hurg |
| Rank: Oh, eye see - uber head honcho of the Umbra |
| Status: Kicking |
Our Opinion:
Big BIG BIG shield. Maybe he's got an inferiority complex about something...
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Flynn Morghun
AKA: Mr Whippy (cos he keeps failing Dave's big whopper chopper) |
| Rank: ex-Dragon champion |
| Status: Kicking |
Our Opinion:
Big. Very very very big. And hits things lots too. Which is nice.
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Severence
AKA: Syphilis |
| Rank: Dead |
| Status: Dead |
Our Opinion:
Was a decent fighty fighty chap. Our sort of man. Died valiantly whilst fighting with the Quiche.
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Bradamant
AKA: Bardy bard |
| Rank: Bard |
| Status: Singing |
Our Opinion:
Sings epic length songs about epic things, in an epic fashion, epicly.
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Yewen
AKA: Ya miserable irish bastard |
| Rank: |
| Status: Kicking |
Our Opinion:
Ugly. Bald. Terrible Irish accent. Should be one of us.
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Haagen
AKA: Das |
| Rank: Chiefty chief chief |
| Status: Kicking |
Our Opinion:
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Certain Death
AKA: Oi, Ugly |
| Rank: Pleb |
| Status: Kicking |
Our Opinion:
Has got more rocks than a sack of rocks. And the sack of rocks is cleverer.
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Tacticus
AKA: Tic Tac Testicus |
| Rank: Dragon Talon Commander |
| Status: Dead |
Our Opinion:
Got himself dead. Always wore very shiny, very light aluminium armour. Wrong.
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Units in the Dragons
Morghuns, Dwarves of Borthowa, Dwarves, Trolls, Blaydd ddu, Siluri, Black shields, Umbra
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